Sunday, April 26, 2009

Why Don't We Complain?

Five Issues that our society has ceased to complain about, or complain to little about are listed as follows:
1- Old people who drive very slow... they should be rammed off the road. They are responsible for many deaths and accidents on the street.
2- Fast-food restaurants serving fast-food SLOW... the Tacobell on NW 57th avenue in Miami Lakes is a candidate of this problem.
3- Babies in Church or Low-Volume Places (Library/Movie Theatre)... Leave them home or don't bring them at ALL!
4- Teachers with Stank Breathe... BRUSH YOUR TEETH! USE LISTERINE! SWALLOW ALTOIDS! Reminds me of my Algebra 1 teacher in the 7th Grade.
5- PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME... These are the people that have no social skills and only complain about something so they can have something to talk about in their miserable waste-of-oxygen space-taking corpse-rotting lives. If I became a powerful politician, these people would become STERILIZED after a certain amount of strikes.

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